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Hey im allie and im not really sweet but im 10/10 bitter
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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via crrocs)

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cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via the-virgin-club)

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dogs420:

kelckelc:

dogs420:

i love blue pikachu

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That’s sonic…

sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want

(Source: dogdude420, via circumcising)

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via vanderlyle-cry-baby-geek)

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"Give. Even when you know you can get nothing back."

-Yasmin Mogahed (via crles)

(Source: quotethat, via mitchmayi)

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via phobias)